Now, John, do you even need to ask? The day I turn down a glass of scotch is the day... Well, I can't say exactly what terrors may strike, but I know I
don't care to see the day.
I do see your particular friendship with the letter 'S', and give nothing but the fondest wishes for your continued companionship. May the pair of you live in happiness, with never a bone of contention to be found!
And I think you're on to something: rarely is there anything more interesting than yourself. Very tricky, very revealing, and occasionally frightening; got to love it.